Heyo, my name is Gabrielle and I consider myself to be fairly friendly so don't be scared to ask me questions or be my friend.. Please be my friend. Lol. I'll sing you songs, (off key), I'll draw you pictures (they aren't so great) and I'll always listen (not even kidding). So bring on the love! :*
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!
This hurt my heart
THE GAS PRICES
That sprite remix tho..
OH MY GOD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH
FRUITOPIA WAS MY SHIT
I tried so hard to find that damn purple ketchup again.
the gas prices make me want to punch babies
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.